google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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