I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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