no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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