i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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