apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
