Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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