Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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