Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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