i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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