is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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