at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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