Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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