I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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