You really coming over, don't trick.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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