so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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