Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
