I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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