Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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