do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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