we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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