no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
