I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
