I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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