we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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