so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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