okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
nutella sex= disaster
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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