party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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