so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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