HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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