Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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