i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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