i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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