You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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