it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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