Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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