Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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