it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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