thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science