i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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