is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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