The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize