if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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