youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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