nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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