I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Come share oat with me in your robe
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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