I'm laying in your front yard are you home
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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