The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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