Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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