My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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