Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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