3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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