My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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