Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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