i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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