I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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